What would I do?

I was feeling a little guilty that today’s post wasn’t a whole lot of post, so I figured I’d do the meme that Debra found, cause 2 1/2 posts make a whole. :)

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

  • Produce: Tomatoes, so long as they’re in season.
  • Bakery: Cupcakes, maybe? Don’t shop in the bakery a whole lot.
  • Meat: Steak
  • Frozen Foods: Ice cream
  • Dry Goods: Microwave Popcorn

Let’s say we’re heading out for a weekend getaway. You’re only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what’s in your bag?

  • My most comfortable pair of jeans. Right now a pair of DKNY.
  • My super comfy UK sweatshirt
  • My super comfy Domain of Slack t-shirt

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

  • *sigh* (For Dave, Josh and Mr. B)
  • Did we have to go there?
  • Grrr (yeah, that one is cause of work)
  • I don’t care. Whatever.
  • Leave me alone.

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn’t get to do, you probably wouldn’t be in the best mood?

  • Take a shower
  • Read (whether that be a book, comic, blog, etc.)
  • Sit on the couch and watch a little TV

You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We’re talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

  • Read
  • Play around on the computer
  • Read
  • Catch up on TiVo or get sucked into some other TV show
  • Read

We’re going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it’ll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

  • Stingrays if they have them, though that’s usually aquariums
  • Otters
  • Tigers

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

I gotta agree with Dave on this one. Not sure I’d want to see it being taped…but I guess if I was going…

  • Heroes
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer (though, its no longer on)
  • Jay Leno (on a show including headlines and someone cool)
  • Anything taped somewhere warm and sunny

You’re hungry for ice cream. I’ll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

  • Chocolate chip cookie dough
  • Strawberry cheesecake (there’s a good Ben & Jerry’s one, but I can’t remember what they called it)
  • Vanilla with caramel swirls

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what’s in there?

  • Borders gift certificates and coupons
  • My driver’s license
  • Vaseline lip gloss
  • Cell phone
  • My work badge

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let’s pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

  • Writer (not necessarily novels, but at least short stories)
  • Airbrush artist
  • 3D animator
  • Highly lucrative investor so I can just sit on my rear-end and watch the $ roll in (cause everyone doesn’t kinda wish they wouldn’t have to work but would make enough money for the good life)

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

  • Enjoy summer breaks while you have them
  • Spend more time writing
  • Get more into computer graphics and animation
  • Learn to have fun and not stress over stuff so much

Leave it to Josh

Yesterday, I went to lunch with Dave and Josh. (Unfortunately, Debra couldn’t join us. Major Sadness. :( )

Partway through the conversation, Josh and I were telling Dave about a new show. I referred to a couple of the characters as on-again/off-again “friends with benefits”. Josh suddenly asked, “Why don’t they just say ‘friends that f***’? Why ‘friends with benefits’? It’s not like they give you medical…well, maybe they do.” That’s the Josh we know and…love?